This is starting to get old

As you all know Britney Spears was on "How I Met Your Mother" again on last nights show. She's a terrible actress. She's up there with Paris Hilton and Lindsay Lohan. Seriously she sucks. I feel bad for Neil Patrick Harris having to stomach his pain and frustration in this "sex" scene below. Watch it. Hate it.

If you can handle bad acting, then this is for you.

Author: christin Posted: 5/13/2008
Tags: Britney Spears  Neil Patrick Harris  

This post will make up for the one below it

Megan Fox is wet and topless on the set of her new film "Jennifer's Body" which totally sounds like a soft core porn flick! We can only hope. Stupid pasties make her look like a nipple less sea creature. Who ever invented those flesh covered "under garments" is the anti-christ. Not even Marilyn Manson would do that to us.

Stupid flesh color pasties!

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Author: christin Posted: 5/13/2008
Tags: Megan Fox  

Crazy Amy is on the loose

Like an escaped monkey from a zoo, Amy Winehouse wanders out of her car during a traffic jam on one of London's major motorways asking random people for a lighter.

Not content to sit patiently in her car, the Rehab singer roamed the motorway, giving drivers more than they bargained for as she went from car to car in an effort to scrounge a lighter for her cigarette to pass the time.

...But wait, there's more!

At one point she pulled up her purple vest to bare her midriff as she did a spot of sun baking while leaning on the bonnet of a car.

In a troubling sign, the 24-year-old's arms were covered in fresh scratches and cigarette burns, thought to be the result of self-harming.

If some crazy hungry looking woman went up to my car, looking like a gnarly wet rat with a dreaded beehive who hasn't bathed in months, I'd lock my doors and pretend it's a fire drill. Stop, drop and roll? Someone needs to take action and put Amy down like a rabid raccoon. I don't want to be that heroic person; bitch will give me nightmares for the rest of my life.

I never thought I'd say this but It's official, Amy is more crazy than Britney

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Author: christin Posted: 5/13/2008
Tags: Amy Winehouse  

When did this happen?

Ok, I'm confused. When and how did goofy Dax Shepard get flippin' awesome abs and those hot lines before the pubes? Damn son, I could wrap him in my tofu mayo sandwich and chew him up for lunch. I'm a vegetarian cannibal... I love delicious man meat. lol? I guess this post is for all the hot female T&A I've been posting lately, not gving any love to the rock hard testosterone. Don't say I never hook ya'll man lovin' folks up!

Yes, I eat tofu mayo sandwiches...

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Author: christin Posted: 5/12/2008
Tags: Dax Shepard  

How NOT to avoid arrest part 1

Never ever run cowardly into your bedroom when cops knock on your door. They'll just call the SWAT team who are bigger and meaner than regular people. DMX got arrested Friday for drug possession, illegal weapon possession and killing dogs for an underground pit bull fighting ring.

Rap star DMX was arrested Friday on suspicion of drug possession and animal cruelty after two searches of his Arizona home allegedly turned up weapons, drugs, dog carcasses and abused pit bulls. Maricopa County police said DMX, 37, whose real name is Earl Simmons, barricaded himself in his bedroom when officers arrived at his home at 3 a.m. He later surrendered without offering further resistance.

...and now for final thoughts with Jerry Springer. Never under any circumstances purchase illegal weapons, have drugs or murder innocent animals for an inhumane sport such as dogg fighting. Also, don't ever run from the police and lock yourself in a bedroom. That's just stupid. Stay tuned for more bucktoothed redneck insest breeding and chair throwing! Yeee-haw!

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Author: christin Posted: 5/12/2008
Tags: arrested  DMX  

Miley in Playboy? I totally see that happening

Hugh Hefner wants 15 year old Miley Cyrus to bare all for Playboy magazine... when she's legal. Hefner is a dirty old man with a Viagra hard on and needs to remove those silicone titties cemented on his face.

Playboy’s 82-year-old found Hugh Hefner wants 15-year-old “Hannah Montana” star Miley Cyrus to pose for his adult magazine — when she’s old enough.

“She’d be welcomed in the magazine. Very pretty lady,” Hefner told the “Extra” celebrity news show. 

While Cyrus said she was embarrassed by sexually provocative photos of her that were recently posted online and another photo of her wrapped only in a bed sheet that was published in “Vanity Fair,” Hefner describes them as innocent.

“I think to make such a big to do over something as innocent as those photos, I think is a reflection on how schizophrenic America is about sexuality,” he said.

For Hugh to look at Miley Cyrus now at her age and wanting to see her naked in three years is in a lot of levels of gross. Pervert. Good thing he spawned boys.

Bonus Myspace pictures of Miley and her retarded friends acting approprately

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Author: christin Posted: 5/12/2008
Tags: Hugh Hefner  Miley Cyrus  

Eight months? In a row? probably not

Nick Hogan finally got arrested for critically injuring his best friend John Graziano in a failed drag race back in August. He was sentenced only eight months in jail for putting a young man in a coma. Something tells me he's going to pull a Hilton, Lohan or Richie and serve half that sentence.

Pleading nolo contendere (or “no contest” for those of you who don’t watch 5 hours of “Law & Order” every night), the mini-Hulkster will serve eight months in jail, after which he will be put on five years’ probation. After his release from prison, Nick must perform 500 hours of community service, as well as complete a DUI school within his first year on the outside.

Finally, throughout his probation, Nick is prohibited from drinking alcohol of any kind.

In a statement to the court, Nick reportedly apologized to the victim’s family.

If you crave hour by hour info on this crazy more shocking than Anna Nicole Smith snorting herself into a grave, TMZ has a live stream going on. Oh the court room excitement.

Don't frown Nick, at least you didn't actually kill your best friend... sort of.

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Author: christin Posted: 5/10/2008
Tags: arrested  Hulk Hogan  Nick Hogan  

Friday Lite links likes teh nip slips and trannies

• Young Miley Cyrus allowed to hang out with trannie Myspace ho Jeffree Star (site NSFW) (drunkenstepfather)
• Not even a near death experience can keep Bai Ling's nipple in place (NSFW) (theblemish)
• Short clip of Britney Spears keeping it together on screen (celebitchy)
• Minnie Driver won't reveal her unborn childs sperm doner. Does anyone really care about Minnie Driver? (celebparasite)
• Angelina Jolie was 16 yrs old and making out with an Italian older man. slut. (hollywoodbackwash)
• Elisha Cuthbert lame nip slip (site NSFW) (egotastic)
• Stupidest. Movie. Ever. (mollygood)
• Lindsay Lohan on "Ugly Betty" set (thegrumpiest)
• Spencer Prat likes teh butt sex (celebslam)
• Fat, skinny, pregnant... whatever, she's still annoying as hell (hollywoodtuna)
• Dumb and Dumber to marry next week (thesuperficial)
• Britney and K-Fed phone sex? This is totall bullshit folks (IDLYITW)
• Pamela Anderson sold her soiled panties to innocent people (janetcharltonshollywood)
• Mariah Carey jinxed her marraige by tattooing "Mrs Cannon" on her back. Idiots will never learn. (dlisted)

Author: christin Posted: 5/9/2008
Tags: Friday Lite Links  

Thank you for having a sense of humor Hollywood

When John Mayer isn't tanning with Jennifer Aniston's crotch, he's acting like a smug celebrity douche to hard working writers and big boobied secretaries. I heart funny sumbags!

Making music with John Mayer

Author: christin Posted: 5/8/2008
Tags: Funny videos  John Mayer  

Got a panty hose fetish?

Forget the fact that Eva Mendes has posed topless in the new issue of Italian Vogue for the first time; she now will get 3am phone calls from panty hose fetish gnomes. Tis true folks, only gnomes find that shit hot. Well at least that's what my mental description of a grown person who finds women’s stalking arousing.

 

This guy right here... look at his pervert eyes.

Bleh, vintage porn doesn't do it for me... back then they were all natural and that my friends, is gross.

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Author: christin Posted: 5/8/2008
Tags: Eva Mendes