amy winehouse and blake feilder-civil are getting a divorce

Not so Shocking, Shocking News; Amy and Blake call it quits

I guess marriage wasn't going to last with Amy Winehouse and Blake Feilder-Civil. Such a shame, when two crackies fall in love one goes to prison for a long time and sobers up when the other just gets deeper in a downward spiral of heroin and crack rock. They were meant to be together forever in crack head heaven. Just kidding, these two were doomed from day one.

I take it now Amy's on a suicide watch?

Drug-tortured star Amy dramatically confessed: “It’s over. There’s no way back for us now. It was never going to last. We were only together for SEX.

“I fancied him like mad, like no one else I’ve ever known. But it’s not enough, is it?”

“Mostly it was Blake suggesting new things but Amy doesn’t need encouragement. They were like animals, at it all the time.

“Just like they were with drugs, they pushed themselves to the limit.

“They were into threesomes. It was Blake’s idea but Amy said she’d been with women before so it wasn’t a problem. She said she’s had a string of female lovers.

“Whenever Blake said he wanted three-in-a-bed Amy would fix it.

“They didn’t care about sharing themselves with others because it turned them on. They thought they were on this sexual journey together.

“And the pair of them were into some real kinky stuff, not just the usual bondage and sex games but really gross stuff you couldn’t mention in a newspaper.

“Amy said that was the basis for their relationship. It was built on sex so when he went inside prison there was nothing for them to fall back on.

Wow gross, they probably shoved crack rocks up their asses or something grosser I'll just spare you the mention of what I'm thinking in my fucked up head. Blake has reportedly left Amy for German model Sophie Schandorff. Good Luck with that one Sophie.

Source
Author: christin Posted: 11/24/2008
Tags: Amy Winehouse  Blake Fielder-Civil  divorce