Amy Winehouse Diagnosed With Contagious Skin Infection Impetigo

Ugly is a medical condition

Amy Winehouse suffers from face rot.... in layman's terms a highly contagious skin infection called Impetigo. It's a parasite! I'm not talking about Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan here folks...

Impetigo starts as a red sore that quickly ruptures, oozes for a few days and then forms a yellowish-brown crust that looks like honey or brown sugar. The disease is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people.

Sounds delicious! Kinda makes you want to spread it on your breakfast burrito, ay? "_is highly contagious, and scratching or touching the sores is likely to spread the infection to other parts of the body as well as to other people” Ya, this should hinder her social life... just a tad.

I guess this is serious... some one hand her a brown bag. QUICK!