amy winehouse ditches her birthday party because shes ugly

Look what the cat dragged in

Brutus er, Amy Winehouse ditched her 25th birthday party because well, she's ugly. True story folks, she's 25 not 53.

Three cabs were called to the star’s house in Camden, North London. Two were sent away before [Amy’s best friend Remi Nicole] Remi had enough and took the third home after three hours trying to get Amy out. Her 15 guests were then left to eat her guitar-shaped cake without ever seeing her.

A pal said: “Amy was standing in front of the mirror telling everyone how rough she looked. Unfortunately her lifestyle has had a major affect on her appearance and it’s only just started to sink in. She kept saying she was ugly and was in an awful state. They couldn’t get her out. Remi had organised the night and made a huge effort. They had a huge row. Amy can be very selfish — there was no convincing her and she ruined the night for everyone, including herself.”

 She's the poster child for "Don't snort drugs kiddies or you'll look like this" and it's not just her face that's melting, she's a toothpick. A crusty used toothpick that hasn't slept since she was in her mother's womb. I'm surprised she's still alive, I'd probably believe she died months ago and her carcass is being toted around like Weekend at Bernies.

Amy Winehouse is freakishly ugly

Author: christin Posted: 9/16/2008
Tags: Amy Winehouse