Amy Winehouse Forced To Retire Early Due To Drugs

Remember kids, drugs are bad

Just ask Amy Winehouse why you and everybody else should stay away from hardcore drugs. Amy was set to record with her producer Mark Ronson for the upcoming Bond film as the opening theme song but those plans were thrown out the window due to her lack intelligence and addiction to drugs.

Mark, 32, said: “We did work on it but we never finished it. I don’t think it will happen unless by some miracle it gets recorded and someone sings on it. I’m not sure Amy is ready to work on music yet.”

The pair began collaborating on the track at Mark’s studio in Henley, Oxfordshire, last month but their sessions soon deteriorated.

Oh well, just one more reason for Amy to light up a rock... might as well. She's lost everything and her mind at this point. I wouldn't be surprised if she was found dead from choking on a crack sandwich... kinda like Mama Cass but more hardcore!

haha choked on a crack sandwich haha lol rofl. That's funny right?