amy winehouse moves in with ozzy osbourne and family

I gotz me a great idea!

Why doesn't Amy Winehouse move in with Kelly (The Osbournes) Osbourne to continue her clean streak off drugs and alcohol?! Suppposedly Kelly Osbourne and Amy are BFF's and have decided to bunk together for endless nights of "giving each other pedicures" and "braiding hair"... in other words smoking crack and snorting xanax.

she's moving in with Ozzy and Sharon Osbourne and their daughter, Kelly, in the guesthouse of their estate outside London. The stick-figured "Rehab" singer, just out of rehab herself, is a longtime pal of Kelly, also a former rehabber. "Kelly has always been there for Amy, they are very tight," a source tells London's Daily Mirror. Meanwhile, Wine house's visa application was rejected by the US Embassy in Britain yesterday, dashing her hopes of performing at the Grammys on Sun day. Now she'll probably make an appear ance via satellite.

Who's the genius behind this great idea? If you thought the amount of crazy in the Osbourne's household wasn't bad enough... they are addding a toothless crackhead to the mix. It's like crazy overload. All they need is Britney Spears (who already has the accent) and they have officially started a nut house. Although dinner time must be a blast... it's not like Amy eats anyway.

This is a funny parody of Amy Winehouse but they got it all wrong, it's not booze that's the problem... it's the crack.

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Author: christin Posted: 2/11/2008
Tags: Amy Winehouse  Kelly Osbourne