Amy Winehouse Outside In A Bra

Ever poop in the woods?

Apparently Amy Winehouse has! This chick is a disaster and I think her hubby Blakey Poo is starting to realize this bitch ain't doing it for him anymore, even as he sits in his jail cell. He somehow has managed to attract yet another woman who visits him in prison as they talk romanticly of "running away together". Most likely another tranny junkie he met in jail.

Jailbird BLAKE FIELDER-CIVIL, 25, has been plotting with the mystery blonde during a string of hush-hush prison visits.

The couple have been discussing running away together, with rat Blake telling his lover: “Just say the word and I’ll dump Amy. I love you more than I could ever love my wife. You’re all that matters to me.”

Breaking (not so shocking) shocking news, Amy Winehouse has been arrested!

The arrest is a result of a video of the 24-yearold star that became public in January.

In the 19-minute film she is seen smoking crack cocaine and talking about taking Valium while appearing dazed and disorientated.

The star was originally questioned under caution in February and was due to return for further interview in June.

UPDATE: Amy was released on bail and is running barefoot and possible foaming at the mouth on the streets of London.

Damn, took them long enough to see Amy's a crack head and drugs are in fact ILLEGAL! She needs to be taken off the streets and put in a freakin' zoo because she ain't even of the human species. I suggest an aquarium.

She's morphed into some sort of manatee? Perhaps an ape?