Amy Winehouse Wanders Londons Motorway During Traffic Halt

Crazy Amy is on the loose

Like an escaped monkey from a zoo, Amy Winehouse wanders out of her car during a traffic jam on one of London's major motorways asking random people for a lighter.

Not content to sit patiently in her car, the Rehab singer roamed the motorway, giving drivers more than they bargained for as she went from car to car in an effort to scrounge a lighter for her cigarette to pass the time.

...But wait, there's more!

At one point she pulled up her purple vest to bare her midriff as she did a spot of sun baking while leaning on the bonnet of a car.

In a troubling sign, the 24-year-old's arms were covered in fresh scratches and cigarette burns, thought to be the result of self-harming.

If some crazy hungry looking woman went up to my car, looking like a gnarly wet rat with a dreaded beehive who hasn't bathed in months, I'd lock my doors and pretend it's a fire drill. Stop, drop and roll? Someone needs to take action and put Amy down like a rabid raccoon. I don't want to be that heroic person; bitch will give me nightmares for the rest of my life.

I never thought I'd say this but It's official, Amy is more crazy than Britney