Amy Winehouses Downward Spiral Continues By Her Snorting Vodka Shocking People At A Trendy London Club

A not so shocking, shocking update

In a not so shocking, shocking news update about our favorite crack head Amy Winehouse's new junkie antics. After 20 shots of vodka she decided the most awesomest way to get high is pooring gasoline on your face, enginte it with a match or cigarette and as your face melts onto your lap, stuff it into a pipe and smoke it. I wish that is what she did, but sadly, she did something all college kids have done at keggers.

"She threw back her head and reeled in shock and everyone around her looked stunned."

Wino performed the stunt after a round of 20 shots were brought to the table. Says the source: "She necked the top of the shot and lit the rest with a lighter. Then she grabbed a straw and sucked what was left up her nose."

And her outlandish antics didn't end there. The five-times Grammy winner - who only came out of rehab last month - knocked back cocktails before begging a pal to teach her the dangerous "duttywine" dance, which can cause serious neck injury and pain.

A spy said: "Amy was on top form and begged a pal to teach her the dance where you spin your head around really fast while you wind into the ground. Amy was so into it at one point her beehive nearly fell off."

Bla bla blah waste of human organs bla bla bla.

Like a dog hanging out of the window barking at the local crack dealer