Anderson Cooper Tells Kelly Ripa The Lohans Are Horrific People

Anderson Cooper is my new Best Friend, butt buddy? - UPDATE

High five to Anderson Cooper for untightening his tie and ripping the Lohan family a new bung hole. Not only does he call Dina Lohan's new reality show crap but he says Ali Lohan looks to be 60 years old. LOLZ!

Is it safe to say the Lohan's got PWNED? yes, yes it is folks

Memorable words from the clip: Allegedly a 14-year-old girl, looks to be about 60. ... I say that with concern and love. She allegedly wants to be a singer and/or actor-slash-performer of some sort, striptease person, I don’t know.

Dina's response: Well, that didn't sit well with Dina, who spoke exclusively to OK!. "People are just cruel!" she said. "This is bad karma for him."

OH SNA- wait, that's the come-back Dina came up with? What a retard. Did Ali tell her to say that or some other Middle Schooler? hag.

UPDATE- Anderson Cooper on his show AC360 is still trash talking The Lohans and downing Dina's Middle Schooler come back. Marry me Anderson. I can have two husbands, right?

Anderson says "HORRIFIC PEOPLE" about 20x. Second clip is PRICELESS!