Andy Dick Arrested For Drug Possesion And Sexual Battery

Andy (Satan's Spawn) Dick?

Damn, he looks different... a bit more sinister? So Andy Dick walks into a bar, gets completely shit faced, walks up to an underaged 17 year old girl (randomly) pulls down her tank top and bra exposing her boobs, promptly escorted away by his minions which was pulled over minutes later. The Fuzz found weed and xanax in his pockets. Andy did not pass go and went directly to jail where he sat on $5,000 bond and ordered to return to court on August 12.

He was charged for suspicion of sexual battery, possession of a controlled substance, possession of marijuana and public intoxication.

The End.

Andy Dick is thinking : Mmmm boobies