Oh dear God NO!

MTV is ready to penetrate us sans lube with a Newlywed 2.0 reality show starring emo-tastic Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz. All six Fall Out Boy fans will tune in.
Get yourself ready for the return of MTV’s Newlyweds — with a twist! Instead of Jessica Simpson and Nick Lachey, it's Simpson version 2.0 is coming your way, with Jessica’s little sister, Ashlee Simpson, 23, and fiancé, Pete Wentz, 28, set to appear as the couple in the hit MTV format — at least if Joe Simpson gets his way!
Move over M. Night Shyamalan, MTV's got a real TWIST! This is a bunch of BS is what it is. The bigwigs at the MTV studio need to be shaken violently. Like misbehaved children. This show will suck terribly and possibly worse than Jessica Simpsons' show. Whatever, I'll sniff glue and answer the door in a bra before I watch that crap.
WAT A TWIST!
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Author: christin Posted: 5/1/2008
Tags: Ashlee Simpson Pete Wentz Reality Show
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