bill murray and wife file divorce

Divorce papers have been served

Bill Murray and wife of 10 years, Jennifer has filed divorce papers due to some crazy shit Bill's been doing on his spare time. Like (clears throat) adultery, drug addiction, abandonment, physical abuse and unwilling bukake. The poo type.

The paper reports that his estranged wife, JENNIFER, alleges drug addiction, abandonment, adultery and physical abuse in the court documents, which were filed May 12 in family court. Records in the case have been sealed by a court order.

She also reportedly seeks a restraining order barring him from her Sullivan's Island home, where she has lived with their four children since 2006.

Ya, I totally made up the bukake part but you have to admit, it kept this post interesting enough for you to read the whole thing. Oh SNAP! I'm a lying shit head.

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Author: christin Posted: 5/29/2008
Tags: Bill Murray  divorce