Britney Spears Banned From Four Seasons Hotel

Nobody likes Britney

Except cellulite and the Starbucks coffee enterprise for gathering millions of Britney Spears's dollars that should have been spent buying diapers for her kids. Brit Brit has been banned from entering the doors of the Four Season Hotel where her dirty itchy ass has been scooting up the carpet for some time now, digitally altered to look half way decent and pwned. Read on my people, read on

When Brit pulled up to the parking garage she was told through the intercom that she wasn’t welcome.

“I’m sorry, you’re not authorized to come in.”

Her witty and well thought out reply was: “Party at my house tonight!“

What can she say, she really loves cheetos. Thank your Holy Jebus for digitally altering magicians!

This is an image still from her new video for that “Pieces of ME” song, which I’m pretty sure blows. Why not assume anything Britney does is gonna suck... she’s sucks. So two and two sucky things together makes an all high sucktatude. It’s simple math folks.

There were some rumors circulating that Britney Spears was to be a part of the American Idol judges recently, but the director of the show, Nigel Lythgoe, has dispelled any such garble goo talk about Brit having anything to do with the show. He says:

"Britney, at this moment in time, I don't think is well enough to do anything. I think she needs looking after. I think she needs to pull herself together."

I think now is a good time to say PWNED!

I hate Britney updates... I'm sure she hates them too.