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Britney Spears drank Vodka and breast fed her son

Britney Spears is the worst mother in the history of mothers. K-Fed's new girlfriend,  Nicole Narain, has joined the gossip train and told News of The World exclusively that K-Fed lives in constant fear that Britney may end up killing their kids or herself, preferably herself. Nicole, the outspoken mule who has decided to talk to the media about her boyfriends personal life, says he caught Britney breast feeding Jayden (thier youngest) while drinking Vodka.

Britney breast-fed the kids while drinking Vodka
K-Fed confided to her: “I’d see her walking around the house guzzling vodka and Coke and looking very tipsy. Then a few moments later, I saw her pick up Jayden and start breast-feeding him. That sent me up the wall. I yelled at her, ‘If you really wanna drink then make sure the baby gets bottled milk, not yours.’

Britney doesn’t know much about child saftey
“During the last few months I’d started picking her up on her parenting skills. She’d leave the kids near the pool unsupervised or drive around without belting them in. She always insisted what she was doing was right.

Britney is bi-sexual
“I was doing my make-up and I could feel someone staring at me. It was Britney, in a green dress and looking a bit spaced-out. She looked at me in a provocative way. I found it unnerving, but I smiled to be friendly.

“She then cosied alongside me by the mirror and asked to borrow my lip-gloss.

“I agreed, put some on my finger and let her rub it on. She rolled her eyes and giggled before suggestively rubbing it over her lips. It became clear she was flirting.

First of all, K-Fed needs to smack a bitch for revealing his personal shit to the media, he himself hasn't spoken about the reasons he and Brit divorced. Second, he does have two arms, right? Then why didn't he snatch the child from the drunken tittie and leave right then and there, rather that letting the child suck all those toxins in his body. Idiots, all these people are trailer trash morons. Hopefully one day as they are all together in one building, a meteorite crashes down and obliterates them all. Fuckers!

You are probably wondering who this Nicole Narain hoe is, well she is famous for screwing Collin Farrell on tape. Her vagina is famous.

Nicole Narain is a Playboy Playmate, Colin Farrell's cum bucket on the famous sex tape and now white rapper extraordinaire K-Fed's penis toy and media whore.

Author: christin Posted: 10/30/2007
Tags: Britney Spears