britney spears checked out of hospital

Quick! Hide your children and small animals

Britney Spears is on the loose and looking for babies and small dogs to swaddle and/or breast feed. Speaking of which, haven't you all noticed her nipples droop like they are trying to get a blimpse of her knees? Anyway, back on topic!

• Out of the hospital, straight to Starbucks and Rite Aide! (celebparasite)
• Sam Lufti is the anti-christ (theblemish)
• Sam Lufti is still the anti-christ, may be spawn of Satan (celebitchy)
• Lynne (mother of the year) let teen Brit Brit get breast implants (huffingtonpost)
• Brit's parents are frustrated, so are we (TMZ)
• The looney bin couldn't cure Brit's fake English accent (derekhail)

Author: christin Posted: 2/7/2008
Tags: Britney Spears