britney spears is a cokehead

Britney Spears in new legal troubles involving cocaine controversy

Yet again Britney Spears is on top of all the headlines for some new legal issues involving a man snorting coke off her crusty boobs. Yes, you read that correct, a dude snorted wads of cocaine off her saggy tit bags.

Britney Spears invited a man to snort cocaine off her chest during a wild party at her Hollywood mansion just two days after losing visitation rights to see her sons, it has been reported.

Scott Kohler, 29, claims he and a group of 10 other strangers were invited to join Spears for a night of heavy partying on October 19, when the troubled star drowned her sorrows with vodka and cavorted with the men in her jacuzzi.

Kohler alleges the 25-year-old singer accepted an offer of cocaine from a fellow partygoer, after he "joked he wanted to do a line off (Spears') chest, and she agreed", reports British newspaper The Sun.

Kohler adds, "(Spears) was in a great mood. She didn't have a care in the world."

BA-ZING! It's obvious she's really distraught for losing her kids... maybe a little bit? Nah, she doesn't give a shit if her kids were ground up, sauteed and served as a new taco supreme at Taco Bell. Her life is so sad, someone just put her out of her misery like a rabies infested dog.

Here's a parody of Britney's "Gimme more" single... with a guy in a bra.

Author: christin Posted: 11/1/2007
Tags: Britney Spears