Britney Spears Is Trashy

Britney Spears is a moron and a scholar

Britney Spears and white rapper extraordinaire K-Fed were in court today hog wrestling for custody of their two children (Sean Preston,2. and Jayden James,1), Brit left a tad upset. When a reporter from Extra came up to her and asked in "How goes it foo" a sobbing Brit replied in the most intellectual way posissble for her wee brain...

When asked by an “Extra” reporter in the hallway outside a Los Angeles Superior courtroom as to how she was doing, Britney Spears shouted out, “"Eat it, lick it, snort it, f*%k it!" Spears walked back into the courtroom crying.

Shame on that potty mouth! Honestly though, what can you expect from a good ol' bimbo with a 5th grade education popping pills like she pops babies out of that swamp like sewer vagina of hers?

Eat it, Lick it, Snort it, Fuck it!!