britney spears may be pregnant for her third time

The end is near

Holy quadruple chin, Britney Spears may be pregnant for the third time! Why is this woman multiplying so rapidly? Did she eat after midnight? or get wet? They say the father is three midgets and a bag of cheetos.

 In Touch Magazine: On November 14, Britney Spears confided to her friends in e-mails that she was four weeks pregnant — and that she was sure the father was J.R. Rotem, a music producer she’s been seeing on and off since she separated from ex-husband Kevin Federline in 2006. When asked about the pregnancy, J.R. confirmed exclusively to In Touch that Britney is carrying his child. “It’s true,” he says. On November 16, she proudly e-mailed a copy of the ultrasound to her inner circle. For all her recent troubles, she seems convinced that having another baby will turn her life around — and she believes that J.R. will make a great father, even though he explicitly talked about their sex life in Blender magazine earlier this year. “Britney’s not looking for another husband,” an insider says. “But she does like having a man in her life.”

I sure hope In Touch Weekly is pulling a really early (or late) April Fools Day prank on us. Some one hurry and rip out Brit's ovaries!

BTW, Brit denies all pregnancy rumors, it was a toxic combo of maple syrup, vodka and her youngest child, Jayden James. Brit's response: What? I was hungry!


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Author: christin Posted: 11/28/2007
Tags: Britney Spears