Britney Spears New Album Dropped Today

Britney's new album, Blackout dropped today

Britney Spears' new album Blackout came out this morning at 12AM and every drag queen, sixty 12 y.o. wannabe whores and slithering herpe infested swamp rats came out with a fistfull of crusty dollar bills clutched firmly for the new CD. To grace the faces of her adoring fans, Britney also went to Virgin Megastore to make an appearance... kinda. She left her mutant fans behind, because, well she couldn't find parking. There is also some controversy over some photos of her seducing a preist in the album cover that has outraged house wives and old people all over the Bible belt. It's safe to say Brit is beyond controversy.

- Kinky photos of a half-naked Britney Spears perched on a priest's lap and leaning seductively against a church confessional sparked outrage among Catholic leaders.

"This is all the puzzle pieces coming together. This girl is crashing," said Bill Donohue, president of the New York-based Catholic League. "She's not even allowed to bring up her own kids because she's not responsible enough. Now we see she can't even entertain."

Why are people so shocked? It's Britney bitch!

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