britney spears suing tabloid for publishing story about pregnancy and strips in a porn shop

What is Britney up to these days?

She's trapped in a box! YAY! Not really, I have no idea what she's doing in that picture, she's so bizzar. Speaking of bizzar Brit decided to shop at a porn shop and try on panties, which is not allowed because that's just gross, so Brit did it anyway in front of customers. Then stole a wig. Yes, a wig off a store mannequin leaving it's head bald and cold like Britney's heart.

When store employees stopped her she got visably upset. At that point, Spears threw a fit, and took off her own underwear before trying on a pair of boyshorts (with “Barely Legal’ stitched across the rear end) in the middle of the store while 15 other customers looked on. The employees kept saying ‘Don’t change out here!’ She’s just like, ‘Well, I couldn’t take them in the fitting room!’ It was like dealing with a child.”

Remeber that rumor about her being pregnant with some producer guys semen brewing inside her? Well she's suing the tabloid magazine In Touch Weekly but they did obtain the text messaes from the producer guy confirming the pregnancy. So that means she's preggers ya'll. Ill that's so gross.

"She's furious at InTouch," a close pal of Britney reveals to OK!, referring to their item that the mother of two is expecting a child from music producer J.R. Rotem. "The story is a complete lie. She does not even see or talk to J.R., and she hasn't had any dealings with him in months."

“She’s thinking about suing,” explains the pal. “She’s so mad. She’s worked so hard at being a working mom and resolving legal issues. To have such a messed up lie come out like this now really angers her. She is serious about wanting to sue.”

but...

In Touch Weekly has documented proof that JR Rotem confirmed to In Touch on Monday, November 26, 2007 that Brit was pregnant and that he was the father. Before he denies this information, he should acknowledge that he confirmed the story to In Touch through text message.

Oh and Britney not only has a kinky sex room but smeared dog poop on her couches... now that's sexy!

The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star's Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated "Fantasy Room" filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe. (Please, hold your shudders until the end.)

The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an "insider" who stumbled into the den of sin.

"She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid's uniform and a Cinderella outfit," claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction.

"Britney is sexually obsessed," the source tells Star.

Star's source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney's dog. According to the tab, a "court-appointed watchdog" is set to declare the place a potential "health hazard."

Did you get your Britney fix? I sure hope so... weirdo.

BOOYA!

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Author: christin Posted: 11/30/2007
Tags:   Britney Spears