britney spears to play lesbian killer in next quentin tarantino film

Tarantino to Britney: Be my daranged lesbian killer stripper

Britney Spears was hand picked by cult directer icon extraordinare and my personal favorite human being Quentin Tarantino to star is his next film remake of 1965 cult film Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!. Good ol' lovable Brit Brit will play a daranged lesbian stripper with a hunger to BLOOD!

Plot outline: The movie sees three thrill-seeking strippers encountering a young couple in the desert.

Spears' character murders the boyfriend with her bare hands before taking the girlfriend hostage. The troubled singer will also have sex scenes with another girl before the drama ends in a blood-bath.

PERFECT! My kind of film, all we need is some necraphilia rape scenes and zombie midgets. Then I shall die complete.

A source said: "Quentin is convinced Britney will be brilliant. She's delighted. She thinks it could turn her career around.

"It is perfect Tarantino material. He wanted to get Britney first. She's playing the most important character."

I too am convinced this role for Brit Brit will show a whole other side of her and will be brilliant. Just as long as she works her buns off and listens to Quentin's every move, she should do fine.

Author: christin Posted: 8/7/2008
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