britney spears transported to hospital under the influence of unknown substance

Sniffing glue and drinking turpentine

Britney Spears was rushed to the hospital after a call to the police last night as she was found hanging from the ceiling yelling "I am the lizard king" and refusing to hand over her youngest boy to K-Feds bodyguard. She might as well have been yelling that shit because cops say she was "under the influence of an unknown substance", which could be anything at this point. Brit Brit will snort, drink, inhale anything for a buzz nowadays.

“We are concerned about her mental state and believe she may be under the influence,” an LAPD officer reveals to OK!.

While witnesses describe Britney as definitely being on drugs,

“She was sobbing as she was taken out of her house on a gurney.” When she arrived at the hospital, she had managed to force herself to sit straight upright, despite being strapped into the gurney. “Her eyes were like pinholes,” another witness recalls to OK!.

UPDATE: Brits on a 72 "Lock down" Click here for more details.

Oh man, this saga is just starting to get interesting, all we need is a midget, a singing transvestite and a two headed goat. Now that is a show I would definitely tune into daily!

In other Brit Brit news. her lawyer split on her. Can we say BA-ZING!?!

The high-powered firm of Trope and Trope filed legal papers today asking to withdraw as Brit’s hired guns in her custody dispute with K-Daddy.

In the legal papers, attorney Tara Scott from Trope and Trope wrote, “There has been a breakdown in communications between [Britney] and Trope and Trope making further representation of her interests impossible.”

We can now start the Britney suicide count down, it's just a matter of "what will it take for this bitch to pop".

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Author: christin Posted: 1/4/2008
Tags: Britney Spears