britney spears voted unsexiest celebrity in maxim

Guess who topped the Maxim unsexiest woman alive vote...

None other than Britney (mother f*ckin') Spears Ya'all! What do you do when you find out you have been voted one of the unsexiest women on earth? Duh! You eat a fist full of cookies. Geez!

As Britney Spears drove aimlessly around the streets of Los Angeles Tuesday night following her shopping spree to find the perfect crystal chandelier, sources tell OK! that the thought occurred to her to make a surprise appearance at one of the evening's big-ticket A-list events: The Maxim magazine-hosted launch party for the new Ubisoft video game Assassin's Creed at Opera nightclub.

But the pop star never made the star-filled party, which included Heroes star Kristen Bell and The Hills' Lauren Conrad and Audrina Patridge. So what kept her from going in?

According to a pal of the pop star, despite the fact that she wasn't on the invite list, "Brit started saying that Maxim had always been so good to her in the past and she didn't want to miss anything fun." Well, that's when she was informed that not only had she not made the cut of the magazine's most recent "Hot 100" list, the new issue of Maxim actually labeled, along with Madonna, Amy Winehouse, Sandra Oh and Sarah Jessica Parker, one the five most "unsexy" women on the planet.

As one can imagine, Brit didn't take this news well. "She started to pout and her eyes were filling up with tears. She had no idea there was such a thing as an Unsexy list and it came as a pretty big shock."

...and just in case you were interested

This morning, K-Fed's lawyer told the judge that Britney's visitation rights should be modified because she does not respond to the drug testing facility when they call. People reports she's only taken 8 out of 14 drug tests. In response, Britney's lawyer said this was unconstitutional and told the judge he doesn't know what it's like to be Britney. TMZ reports.... (wait for it)

High-powered lawyer Anne Kiley, who reps Brit, told the judge her client has received calls as early as 8:00 AM. Kiley said pop stars don't get up that early, adding, "You are not a pop singer with a number one album, so you don't know." The courtroom erupted in laughter.

Ah... tea just poured out of my nose from the hilarity of Brit's "title". Yes, I drink tea. Coffee is for yuppies. Yuppy.

Author: christin Posted: 11/9/2007
Tags: Britney Spears