Britney Spears Walked Out Of Dressing Room Completely Naked In Store

Reason #53 why Britney is mildly retarded

Ya, I just can't stop reading this story over and over... so hot! Nothing hotter than a stark naked Britney Spears and possibly reeking of photog dressing room after sex. Yummy!

“I was blown away. Britney’s private parts were right in front of me!” a store employee tells Life & Style.

“I grabbed a dress to cover her and she screamed, ‘Get away from me! Don’t you f—— come near me!’ says the employee.

“Then she disappeared in the dressing room with Adnan for 45 minutes. They were making weird noises. It was disgusting.”

When Britney and Adnan stumbled out, Britney mumbled something unintelligible. “I couldn’t understand a word she was saying. She was slurring and spitting, and talking with a British accent,” says the employee. “Her face was covered with cold sores and acne, and her scalp was patchy. I wanted to help her, but she was so mean that I left her alone.

“Then she muttered, ‘F— you!’ and left the store.”

I'm not even shocked... nothing can make me vomit-WARF! Nevermind.

UPDATE: Sources say our favorite pop wreck Brit Brit left a suicide note during the ordeal of holding her son hostage in the bathroom... may be a hoax.

According to the insider, the troubled pop star left it on her bathroom counter, where it was allegedly found by Sam Lutfi. “The letter was very sad,” says a friend. “It was filled with reasons why she shouldn’t live, included lines from poems about death. She said in it she was sorry for never making her life what everyone else wanted. She mentioned how lonely and unfair life could be, how peaceful death seems and how your mind would finally be at ease.” The friend adds, “She went on and on about wanting to just rest in peace.”

Does anybody care?

Cut off jeans, check. Stained T-shirt, check. Going braless in public, check. Jumbo bag of cheetoes, che-Hey! She didn't complete her trailer trash check list! What the hell!