Carrot Top Is A Plastic Surgery Nightmare -

Roid Fest 2008!

Why is Carrot Top even allowed to walk on any red carpet events? He's not even a celebrity. Well then again, they let Parasite Hiltron leave her snail trail on it, I guess it's only fair to let some pitty D listers in on the action. I wonder what Carrot Top's goal in life is... to see how much roids and plastic surgery ones body can handle? Maybe he's an underground scientist researching indepth details of the first artificial living skin graft on himself to demonstrate full, consistent wound integration and persistence? No, I think not and that totally did not make any sense.

Carrot Top is gonna look like LaToya Jackson soon.