coldplays chris martin attack on paparazzi video

Attack? more like dry hump

This video of Coldplay's singer/pianist/paparazzi tosser Chris Martin has been all the buzz on celeb gossip and tabloid sites. I watched it today. It blows, no eye gouging or drop kicking. FYI this is the first time in my life I used "buzz" in a paragraph that has nothing to do with describing the sound bees make. A new low? yes.

Watching two turtles dry humping is more entertaining than this video of Chris Martin "attacking" some photog douche bag.

Author: christin Posted: 1/21/2008
Tags: Chris Martin