How NOT to avoid arrest part 1

Never ever run cowardly into your bedroom when cops knock on your door. They'll just call the SWAT team who are bigger and meaner than regular people. DMX got arrested Friday for drug possession, illegal weapon possession and killing dogs for an underground pit bull fighting ring.
Rap star DMX was arrested Friday on suspicion of drug possession and animal cruelty after two searches of his Arizona home allegedly turned up weapons, drugs, dog carcasses and abused pit bulls. Maricopa County police said DMX, 37, whose real name is Earl Simmons, barricaded himself in his bedroom when officers arrived at his home at 3 a.m. He later surrendered without offering further resistance.
...and now for final thoughts with Jerry Springer. Never under any circumstances purchase illegal weapons, have drugs or murder innocent animals for an inhumane sport such as dogg fighting. Also, don't ever run from the police and lock yourself in a bedroom. That's just stupid. Stay tuned for more bucktoothed redneck insest breeding and chair throwing! Yeee-haw!
SourceAuthor: christin Posted: 5/12/2008
Tags: arrested DMX
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