Dax Shepard Worked His Abs Out And Looks Hot

When did this happen?

Ok, I'm confused. When and how did goofy Dax Shepard get flippin' awesome abs and those hot lines before the pubes? Damn son, I could wrap him in my tofu mayo sandwich and chew him up for lunch. I'm a vegetarian cannibal... I love delicious man meat. lol? I guess this post is for all the hot female T&A I've been posting lately, not gving any love to the rock hard testosterone. Don't say I never hook ya'll man lovin' folks up!

Yes, I eat tofu mayo sandwiches...