dina lohans reality show living lohan debuts this summer focusing on ali lohan not lindsay

Living Lohan's gonna blow

Dina Lohan's reality show "Living Lohan" will debut this summer focusing on the little uninteresting 14 yr old Ali Lohan who wants to be a huge star like her big sis Lindsay Lohan. Wait, since when did Lindsay Lohan become a big star? Being a drunk skank flashing your crotch all around town intitles you as a "star"? Jebus, I'm in the wrong business.

Debuting this summer, the series will follow the Lohan matriarch as she juggles family life with business, attempting to launch 14-year-old daughter Ali’s entertainment career. Like her famous sister, Ali wants to sing and act – and plans to record songs at Las Vegas’ Palms Casino on the show.

The program will also focus on Lindsay’s 11-year-old brother Cody and Michael, 20, who is in college.

“The Lohans are one of the most intriguing families in the entertainment industry today,” Lisa Berger of E! said in a statement. “This is a family that knows how to roll with the punches and come out on top. Dina is an incredibly hard-working, passionate mom that I think our viewers will find both relatable and highly entertaining.”

I think if anyone actually tunes in to watch the show it isn't to see Ali make it into entertainment industry but to see if Lindsay plump boobs makes an appearance. SPOILER ALERT! She won't be on the show folks.

By the way, if you haven't noticed already E! will give a hobo digging through a trash can a reality show... So don't keep your hopes in high ratings land because I'm pretty sure it's going to flop like a drowning fish. Drowning fish? WTF?!

Bleh, Ali is already boring me... the reality show is going stink, like Dina Lohan's decaying womb.

• 
• 
• 
• 
• 

Source
Author: christin Posted: 3/5/2008
Tags: Ali Lohan  Dina Lohan  Lindsay Lohan  Reality Show