Eva Mendes 2008 Campari Calender

Campari must be a hallucinogen

Ya, that totally happens to me too when I drink fancy liqour... I roll around with the hottest guys from North Florida. Eva Mendes' 2008 Campari Calender is out and obviously trying real hard for us ugly chicks to buy that product. It makes your skin glow bronze and you're magically transported to a fantasy land with horses and really hot dudes. I'll buy 10 cases!

I need Campari right now! Yes, I know it's 9 in the morning, so what....