eva mendes topless in italian vogue

Got a panty hose fetish?

Forget the fact that Eva Mendes has posed topless in the new issue of Italian Vogue for the first time; she now will get 3am phone calls from panty hose fetish gnomes. Tis true folks, only gnomes find that shit hot. Well at least that's what my mental description of a grown person who finds women’s stalking arousing.

 

This guy right here... look at his pervert eyes.

Bleh, vintage porn doesn't do it for me... back then they were all natural and that my friends, is gross.

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Author: christin Posted: 5/8/2008
Tags: Eva Mendes