Bizarre and just plain crazy

I thought I heard the motherload of crazy drug stories from Ozzy Osborne’s past but this one is freakin' choice. If Ozzy Osborne and Keith Richards’ acid trip made sweet love to a mountain of cocaine, Gary Busey would be its offspring. When asked in an interviewed by a journalist for the stars, what's the craziest thing you ever snorted cocaine off of? He replied not immediately but called back with an answer.
What was the freakiest thing you ever snorted blow off of when you were a prominent coke fiend?
I came home one day, took off my windbreaker, and three bindles of cocaine fell to the floor. Well, my dog, Chili, who has short hair, came in and laid on her back with her legs in the air, and she rubbed all my cocaine on her back and side. I yelled, "No, Chili! No" So I got a straw, and I started brushing her hair and snorting where I saw cocaine. Back, butt, side -- not a spot was left. It took me 25 minutes to snort all the cocaine the dog had on her coat. The fringe benefits of this were that the fleas, the dog hair, the mud, and the sweat went in my nose, too. It's not a good flavor coming off the dog.
Note to self; invite Gary to ALL social gathering including Nana's 60th wedding anniversary and Aunt Mulva's retirement party next week. He's probably extremely animated when telling everyone his wacky drug stories, wondering how he made it this long on the universe.
Watch this new show "When Gary Busey attacks on the red carpet".. er, nothing really but Jennifer Garner gets freaked out.
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Author: christin Posted: 4/8/2008
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