heidi klum naked in body paint

Who new a Mother of three could look so good

Not me, I'm a mother of one and I didn't even look this good before I got preggers. I mean, I'm no "ugly duckling" but oh-so far from being a Heidi Klum. This just isn't human, why hasn't gravity or milk sucking newborns affected her tits. I'm pissed. This German bitch looks great naked in body paint after popping out three poop machines and most of us simply eat a double stuffed Oreo and get a purple stretch mark across our face. I hate you you non-human tight abs perfect titted German cyborg ball licker.

 

I hate your firm ass too!


Author: christin Posted: 3/25/2008
Tags: Hiedi Klum