Jenna Jameson Officially Retires From Porn Industry

Jenna retires her cooch!

Porn superstar, Jenna Jameson finally announced her retirement of facials (not the "spa" type) and faking orgasims. Just in the nick time too! Her anorexia, bulimia, drug abuse, tape worms or whatever it is that's making her look so damn hideously thin gets worse.

Porn queen Jenna Jameson shocked an auditorium full of porno stars and adult entertainment executives at the AVN Awards in Vegas on Saturday night when she unexpectedly announced that she was retiring from showbiz.

“Honesty is key,” she said. “I will never ever ever spread my legs again in this industry. Ever!”

Jameson’s announcement was met with some boos from the audience.

The porn star presented the crossover award to Stormy Daniels, who shared: “Well I plan on spreading my legs for this industry for quite some time".

Jenna messed up her porn career by, well getting ugly and that botched vaginoplasty she had last year. No kids, she didn't grow a pair of morals, she screwed up her vag.

I spy with my little eye... breast implant scars? gross.