jennifer lopez and twin babies to star in reality show

America needs more reality shows!

Screw you Global Warming and energy efficient vibrators! Americans need more TV time to stuff our faces with. Jennifer Lopez and the twin nipple suckers are the new crew to jump on the reality show band wagon. Oh whoopty doo, because everybody idolizes hot chicks turning into milk maids elbow deep in poopie diapers and nagging about their sagging tits. I say, No thanks TLC.

In an odd move for an A-list celebrity, Lopez will co-create, co-executive produce and star in a reality tv series for TLC (The Learning Channel, home to the popular series, What Not to Wear). Cameras will follow JLo as she launches another fragrance (her seventh!) while juggling motherhood and family, according to Access Hollywood. Lopez's twins, Max and Emme, were born in February.

"Jennifer is unbelievably passionate about life and will be an incredible role model for our audience," says TLC President Angela Shapiro-Mathes. "I’m thrilled to be partnering with her on a series that will take our audience into a fascinating world. It’s a fun, emotional journey that will be inspirational and yet very relatable to today’s women."

Passionate or money hungry? Bitch has spent well over $2 million on motionless boob hungry blobs who will only vomit and piss all over the $5,000 bedding and diamond encrusted rectal thermometers. I may or may not have made that last part up. You'll never know. Duh du DAH. Can you tell I loathe these two smug celebs? Ya, I've laid it out there pretty thick.

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I'm so over this talentless snob. Use your million dollar fortune to heal hunger, not jewels and fur coats.

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Author: christin Posted: 4/24/2008
Tags: Jennifer Lopez  Mark Anthony  Reality Show