jessica alba released sexy campari 2009 swimsuit calendar

I Want Campari

Although severely photoshopped by possible Britney Spears' magicians, I can't deny the sex appeal Jessica Alba radiates on her 2009 Campari Swimsuit Calendar. She looks amazingly awesome and you can even tell she ballooned up and pooped out a baby. Kinda makes you hate her husband Cash Warren just a little more.

Make that a lot more.

Who names their kid Cash anyway? Bank robbers? Snooty elite CEO's from the oil industry who roll around in a swimming pool of money? I hate you Cash, and I can tell you right now I'm not alone.

Does the purchase of Campari come with Jessica? Wishful thinking...

Author: christin Posted: 12/3/2008
Tags: Jessica Alba