jessica alba is pregnant with cash warrens baby

Need a reason to hate Cash Warren?

Well, because that lucky son of a bitch knocked up Jessica Alba. Yes, hottie Jessica Alba has a muffin brewing in the oven.

Jessica Alba is pregnant with boyfriend Cash Warren's child, her rep tells PEOPLE exclusively.

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," says rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba, 26, has dated Warren, 28, since the fall of 2004 after they met on the set of The Fantastic Four, on which Warren was a director's assistant.

No, not the director, but the director's assistant was able to stick "it" in Jessica Alba since 2004? Either that guys has some crazy skills to pick up smokin' hot chicks, a hugegantor penis, or drugged her with many drugs in her latte. Many many drugs. Is that reason enough to loathe Cash Warren? Yup.

Cash may have to go into protective custody or something, I know 100 people that want his heart in a jar.

Author: christin Posted: 12/12/2007
Tags: Jessica Alba