Jessica Alba Pregnant Bikini Photos

I almost didn't post this...

Here are some bikini candids of Jessica Alba in her pool catching some sun fully pregnant. I felt really bad when these photos surfaced onto the internet and were smacked onto every celebrity gossip site and tabloids further exploiting this poor girl. What kind of a heartless sneaky douche bag would gear up in camouflage to take photographs of a pregnant woman in her own private backyard? Better yet, what agency would allow such sleazy tactics? I almost didn't post these pictures; I couldn’t help but to put myself in her shoes. I would have murdered someone and burn their house down. On a positive note, her belly looks great.

When I was pregnant, I resembled one of Jabba the Huts long lost cousin. Tis true.