jessica alba quietly married cash warren monday

One less bastard off the street

Jessica Alba and her sperm donor Cash Warren got married Monday in a small intimate lonely cheap courthouse. How many of you got all squinty eyed and are currently shaking your head in disgust? Yea, Cash Warren is smart for marrying her,s hit who wouldn't. Douche bag.

According to People, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren tied the legal knot yesterday (Monday) in the Beverly Hills courthouse, saying their "I do's" under an white trellis arch entwined with green and white fake flowers ( I know this because I got married there too).

Jessica wore a long blue dress, with her hair in a ponytail. Cash wore a white shirt and brown pants. They applied for a marriage license and waited about 40 minutes for the processing before a staff member married them.

 There were no witness other than the one supplied by the court.

 The couple are expecting their daughter this summer.

Whatever. Just because chicks get knocked up it doesn't mean you have to run to the chapel and get married. It's not 1952 anymore people. Ya, I'm totally talking crap because I was 5 months pregnant at my wedding but in my defense, I was already going to marry my now husband. Thank you Captian Morgan for rushing things.

This compilation will make you want to stab Cash Warren in the balls. Remember the hottness of Jessica Alba. Don't worry folks, after pooping out that baby, she'll be hot again.



Author: christin Posted: 5/21/2008
Tags: Cash Warren  Jessica Alba  Just Married  pregnant