jimmy fallon to be new late night host

NBC monkeys are idiots.

I hate Jimmy Fallon. You probably hate him too. You know why? He's a douche bag. That's why. Jimmy Fallon has been honored to be the next Late Night host in 2009, taking Conan O'Brien's place as he takes Jay Leno's spot. Leno is retiring to that African tribe with the plates in their mouths. Get it? ...cause his chin is so big? haha.. ha. I hate Jimmy Fallon! 

The appointment of Fallon, long considered a leading contender for NBC's 12:35 a.m. time slot, completes a talent shuffle set in motion when the General Electric Co-owned network announced in 2004 that Leno would retire from "Tonight" in 2009 and that O'Brien would replace him.

"It's going to be a grind, it's going to be hard, but I'm going to go at it full force," the boyish-looking Fallon told reporters on a conference call. "The fact that I'm stepping into David Letterman and Conan O'Brien's shoes is very exciting."

Fallon said he also was excited to go back to work for Lorne Michaels, who was his boss as producer of "Saturday Night Live" and whose company co-produces "Late Night."

Asked how much his new job would pay, Fallon joked, "I keep asking Lorne and he's telling me not to worry about.

"They're paying me enough," he said. "I just want to live comfortably in Dubai."

Stupid Jimmy Fallon. I can already hear the ratings plummet to their death.

Jimmy Fallon tries to hard to be funny. It's not working.

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Author: christin Posted: 5/14/2008
Tags: Conan OBrien  Jimmy Fallon