lindsay lohan and samantha ronson may marry

It's a nice day for a white wedding....

The big bogus rumor circulating around Lindsay Lohan is that she plans to marry her vag pal Samantha Ronson. I guess you are wondering the source of this retarded rumor, well it's her one and only hag Mother Dina Lohan. The ubber hag told friends that she's ready to "welcome Sam into the family".

Lindsay's mum Dina has told pals that she wants to "welcome Sam into the family" with a lavish do, including drinks and canapes for Li-Lo's pals and relatives.

The 22-year-old Freaky Friday star has been shopping for a white mini-dress for the occasion —and I hear she's chosen a very bridal-looking one by Chanel.

And crop-haired DJ Sam, 30, has joked that she'll wear a black groom-style suit complete with a TOP HAT.

A source revealed: "Dina is still working on the date of the party but it's looking like towards the end of the year.

"Lindsay's new album Spirit In The Dark is out in November, so I wouldn't be surprised if it's around then.

"They've been keeping the relationship quiet for months and trying to pass each other off as ‘just good friends'.

"But they've decided it isn't a fling, it's for life— so they want to make their romance public."

I'm not sure if I believe this garbage, perhaps it's Dina's sad attempt to add publicity to her lame reality show Living Lohan or Lindsay's new album or milk attention because she's one of the biggest scum living in the Hollywood cesspool of smug celebrities. Who knows but I’ll believe it until a document signed with Lohan blood is released to the media.

This video seems fitting...

Author: christin Posted: 8/5/2008
Tags: Dina Lohan  Lindsay Lohan  Music Videos  Samantha Ronson  Same sex marriage