lindsay lohan has a secret step sister

Secret red headed step child

Lindsay Lohan has a secret step sister. She probably has her locked in the under gorund layer sewing leggings and washing out her used condoms for recycling purposes. Hey! It's eco-friendly... right? As far as the tabloids go, she doesn't even need to use condoms, unless Samantha Ronson is packing a little more than we think. Can some one say enlarged clitoris?

Linds' father, Michael Lohan, has admitted to OK! that, while married — but at the time separated — to now-ex-wife Dina Lohan, he had a relationship with another woman which resulted in a pregnancy.

In a statement to OK!, Michael says, "Years later [the woman] contacted me, convincing me that I was the only person she was with and that she had my child."

Michael's secret daughter has had many conversations with her dad, the girl's mother tells OK!. He even called her for her 13th birthday on June 12. But he has never visited her or provided financial support.

"It's time for Michael to take responsibility," the girl's mother tells OK!

Well, he should of taken responsibility by wrapping his peepee up with a Duffy bag instead of added more sluts on the Earth. We've got one major slut and one in training... now we have the secret red headed step child who was locked up in a closet for 13 years and ready to show her vag. She'll most likely be a porn star. Most porn stars come from unwanted pregnancies and well, shitty parents. Just like the Lohan's!


Author: christin Posted: 6/30/2008
Tags: Lindsay Lohan