lynne spears parenting book cancelled and other spears news

The Spears saga continues

This soap opera kinda sucks, no one is in a coma or back from the dead. Now onward with the baby drama saga! If you didn’t already know Lynne Spears, the two skanks mother, wrote a parenting book. Yes, she actually had the odasity to sit down and construct a parenting book with out shame. Anyway after the news of her jailbait daughter publicly confirmed her muffin in the oven, a Christian publishing company karate chopped the release of the book! BA-ZING!

"The book is delayed indefinitely. It's delayed, not cancelled," says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles.

Publishers' Weekly described the book as "Lynne Spears's personal story of raising high-profile children while coming from a low-profile Louisiana community."

Shame on her for putting sentences together forming paragraphs upon paragraphs about her toxic swamp rat daughters whose genitalia feed on live animals.

On Jamie Lynn:

It appears that 16 year old Jamie Lynn is just as much of a ho-bag as her sister because 19 year old dumbass (he's a dumbass for not wearing protection with a Spears) Casy Aldridge aren’t even together, so he may or may  not be the father. This sounds like a Maury Povich paternity test show once the baby is pooped out, because that’s how the Spears family give birth...from there asses. Just ask Brit Brit.

"Jamie Lynn and Casey are NOT together. They've broken up numerous times, but he was her first and she kept taking him back," says the insider.

"They're not dating now. He's really got nothing to offer this baby. He's a kid himself. They have no plans to get married."

"At this point, Jamie Lynn has asked her mom - and not Casey - to be in the delivery room with her."


On the Britney and K-Fed baby drama:

Does anybody care anymore? If you seriously care, you have mental problems and should seek help from Dr. Kervorkian.

A source tells In Touch: "Britney believes Kevin's been smoking pot in front of the kids.

"She says she can smell it in the boys' hair and on their clothes when she has her visitation with them."

Someone just hand over the kids to Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt, we all know they need more kids in their sweatshop to make shoes. They's be happy there... anything is better than living with their biologically reatarded parents. Plus their little infant fingers are ideal for sewing.

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Author: christin Posted: 12/20/2007
Tags: Britney Spears  Jaime Lynn Spears  Kevin Federline  Lynne Spears