Madonna May Divorce Guy Ritchie

Has Madonna found her penis yet?

LOL at the Harry Potter poster behind her! Manly Madonna may be in the process of splitting with her husband Guy Ritchie because they are "growing apart". I though maybe it was because Madonna was "growing" a penis and Guy realized he's married to a man baby yea! That was my sad Austin Powers attempt in humor. It sounded better in my head.

Long standing rumours of a rift between the couple are finally confirmed with this news, as Holy Moly’s sources suggest nothing more than “growing apart” as the reason for the split. They have spent increasing amounts of time apart with both Madonna’s new album and tour and Guy’s revived movie career are cited as reasons. The adoption of David Banda attracted a huge wave of negative publicity, allegedly putting further strain on the relationship. The couple has one other son, Rocco, and Lourdes, Madonna’s daughter from a relationship with her fitness instructor Carlos Leon.

I don't understand what happened to Madonna, I knew she was sexually adveturous and all, but the adventure took a nasty turn into Penisville. After their divorce, her and the pregnant man (who's due this month) are going to have play dates with their balls.

Bonus muscle gallery. Feast your eyes on this beaut!