matthew mcconaughey doesnt wear deo and will gain weight for role

A little man meat just for you!

What if the meat spelled of rotting onions? Well sad news for those of you who adore Matthew McConaughey, he doesn't wear deoderant. So all those 100's of pictures of him frolecking in the sandy beaches of a tropical environment with sweat dripping from his burly abs.... he smells of corpses.

   While on the set of their latest joint outing, next week’s Fool’s Gold (they also co-starred in How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days back in 2003), the actress begged the shirtless one to scrap his long-standing anti-deodorant policy.

“She always brings a salt rock, which is some natural deodorant, and says, ‘Would you please put this on?’” he was quoted by Contactmusic.com. “I just never wore it. No cologne, no deodorant.”

 And he hasn’t worn it for over 20 years. Though he has insisted that the ladies dig it (once saying, “The women in my life, including my mother, have all said, ‘Hey, your natural smell smells, one, like a man, and, two, smells like you.’”

Lucky for us, we don't have to endure his smelly pitts. Unlucky for us we'll never ever endure his smelly pitts. Either way, we lose.

On other Matthew news, he's gonna beef up for a movie roll. Just a heads up once you start seeeing fatty pictures of him at the beach.

He says, "My character... needs to be bull strong but meaty. Watching it happen will be fun. There should be some funny stories in the tabloids because I'll still have to go out and get my belly tan."

I'll take him fat, hairy, and stinky... I don't even care if he has a "rolling around in vomit" fetish.

 

Nothing sexier than a stinky surfer, by the way those natural crystals don't work. Trust me.

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Author: christin Posted: 1/30/2008
Tags: Matthew McConaughey