matthew mcconaugheys father died during sex with his mom

Matthew McConaughey's Dad died effing his Mom

No, you didn't read the title header wrong. Kay McConaughey, Matthew McConaughey's dear mother, revealed that her husband Jim McConaughey died while they were bumping uglies as they would do every Monday morning. That was their way of saying "goodbye", by f*cking to death. 

Kay McConaughey revealed the news in her new memoir "I Amaze Myself". During an interview with US Weekly, she told them some of the book's details, such as the death of her husband Jim.

"On Monday mornings, he and I often said goodbye by making love," Kay McConaughey tells Us Weekly. "But one day, all of a sudden, it just happened. I knew that something was wrong, because I didn't hear anything from him. Just nothing," she says. "But it was just the best way to go!"

When doctors could not revive Jim, Kay made sure that he was carried out naked. "I was just so proud to show off my big old Jim McConaughey — and his gift," she said.

Could you image a cold llifeless old mans limp body suffocating you while his dead hard-on was still inside you? Oh man, I'm gonna puke out my breakfast burrito. Some memories should be kept a memory.

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Author: christin Posted: 8/28/2008
Tags: dead  Kay McConaughey  Matthew McConaughey