matthew mcconaughy will plants baby levis placenta

Placenta tree? That's just gross

In an interview with Dr. Sanjay Gupta of CNN, Matthew McConaughey expressed how he kept his newborn son's placenta to plant a tree, a placenta tree that will bare luscious fruit. Mmmm delicious decay!

"It's going to be in the orchards and it's going to bear some wonderful fruit," he says, according to an interview transcript. "When I was in Australia, they had a placenta tree that was on the river ... and all the placentas of all that tribe, all that clan, whatever aboriginal tribe that was, all the placentas went under that one tree and it was this huge behemoth of just health and strength.

"This tree was just growing taller and stronger above the rest of Mother Nature around it. It was gorgeous."

Do you know how nasty a placenta is? Imagaine a not-so-fresh peice of meat that used to be inside you, placing it into a hole in the moist soil and letting it sit their decomposing in the summer heat. All day for weeks. Oh I can smell the oozy goodness. Other than that, it's a beautiful thought of planting a part of you in hopes to fertilize the land and eat from the tree that grows by your decay. Lovely.

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Author: christin Posted: 8/12/2008
Tags: Matthew McConaughey