GOOD BREAKING NEWS: Megan Fox is NO longer engaged!
Megan Fox woke up feeling smart yesterday and broke off her engagement to 90210's double douche bag, Brian Austin Green. Now, the next step is laser removal of that dumb tattoo of his name on her "happy place".
An insider says, “Megan still cares about Brian, but she now realises she’s too young to marry him.”
Men around the globe are currently doing the "cabbage patch" dance in their living room.
Um, if you have no idea what the cabbage patch dance is, Farmer Bill will teach you.
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Author: christin Posted: 7/3/2008
Tags: Megan Fox
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