nicole richie and joel madden 2 million dollar wedding plan

The IT wedding of the YEAR!

It wedding? I lied. Nicole Richie and Joel Madden are supposedly planning a $2 Million wedding. I say supposedly because a tabloid magazine published the story, not the couple themselves. Do they even have $2 Million dollars to spend on stupid flowers and vomit bags? Oh right, I keep forgetting Nicole Richie was adopted by Lionel Richie in the 80's and Daddy's money is giving her such luxuries.

   Nicole and Joel [plan to] exchange vows on June 29, which will cap off a three-day weeding extravaganza - including a Pretty in Pink bridal shower, a video slideshow and spa treatments - that will be an unforgettable weekend for 100 of their closest friends and family.

     “Nicole wanted it to be incredibly special for everyone involved, not just the bridal party” - which will include her BFF Masha Gordon as maid of honor, little sister Sophie as the flower girl and Paris and Nicky Hilton as bridesmaids, says one source. “She wants everyone to play games, swim, hang out and enjoy themselves all weekend...”

     [It] will be the “wedding of the year,” says another source of the $2 million affair. “Cost is not an issue!”

     For the main event, which will take place at the Bel-Air mansion of her father, Lionel Richie, Nicole, 26, is still choosing what dress she’ll wear - but she knows it will be in a champagne tone.

     “She’s been offered one-of-a-kind gowns by both Monique Lhuillier and Vera Wang,” says an insider. “She knows she wants it to be traditional and classy, but she doesn’t want it to be very long.”

That marriage won't last a decade, they are in the lovey dovey stage because Nicole freshly pooped out a baby and they think they are in love forever. It won't last folks. Their daughter will become a toddler from hell and the stress of having a spoiled brat will end their sober lives and tragedy will ensue. I can envision the next True Hollywood Story on VH1. 

Author: christin Posted: 6/11/2008
Tags: Emo  engaged  Joel Madden  Lionel Richie  Nicole Richie